My Funny Kinders

One thing that I just LOVE about teaching kindergarten are the random comments from the kids.  They seriously crack me up!

Here are a few from this week:

Student 1: "My lip hurts right here."
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry. It looks like you have a little cut. It just needs some time to heal."
Student 2: "Do her lips hurt? Does she need chopstick?"


So, we've been learning about nutrition in health/science. Today, I started teaching how to identify 1/2, 1/3, and 1/6 in math. I said, "Which cookie would you want?" One of my students raised his hand, and said, "I want the 1/6 because the 1/2 is WAY too much sugar."

"We had caterpillars at our preschool. We had to watch for them to hatch out of their raccoons."


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I'm linking up with A Turn to Learn, so hop over there to get some more funnies.

Thank you, Mrs. Leeby, for the suggestion.