Thursday, April 11, 2013

My Funny Kinders

One thing that I just LOVE about teaching kindergarten are the random comments from the kids.  They seriously crack me up!

Here are a few from this week:

Student 1: "My lip hurts right here."
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry. It looks like you have a little cut. It just needs some time to heal."
Student 2: "Do her lips hurt? Does she need chopstick?"

So, we've been learning about nutrition in health/science. Today, I started teaching how to identify 1/2, 1/3, and 1/6 in math. I said, "Which cookie would you want?" One of my students raised his hand, and said, "I want the 1/6 because the 1/2 is WAY too much sugar."

"We had caterpillars at our preschool. We had to watch for them to hatch out of their raccoons."

I try to post my favorite quotes on my facebook page, so make sure to follow me. :)

I'm linking up with A Turn to Learn, so hop over there to get some more funnies.

What Did They Say!?

Thank you, Mrs. Leeby, for the suggestion.


  1. That is too funny, thanks for sharing!

    Love to Learn

  2. Hahaha I teach older kids so don't get nearly the same level of cuteness! Mine are much more cheeky- and if you're lucky kind of cute!

    x Serena x
    Magic Mistakes & Mayhem

  3. Those are all so funny! I love the innocence of kindergarten students! :)

  4. I love kindergarten! The things they come up with. I love that caterpillars come out of raccoons! New follower!
    Polka Dot Kinders